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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Cara Tramontano’s comedy career started in the first grade as a loudmouthed New York Italian suddenly dropped onto a dusty playground in Tucson, Arizona. Now a creature of downtown San Francisco, her hobbies include tour guiding, coffee, and surviving the 30-Stockton. Cara’s comedic inspirations include Maria Bamford, Greg Proops, BART, and tourists. She produces Monday Happy Hour Comedy at Cafe Royale and performs all over the bay area thanks to ZipCar. Cara will embark on a national comedy tour as soon as ZipPlane launches.</description><title>theCara</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thecara)</generator><link>http://www.thecara.com/</link><item><title>The solar system already celebrated the Golden Gate Bridge 75th...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hnxtA64H1r4xpiso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The solar system already celebrated the Golden Gate Bridge 75th bday last weekend. Lovely shot!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fontelitist.tumblr.com/post/23618670282/the-solar-eclipse-over-san-francisco" target="_blank"&gt;fontelitist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The solar eclipse over San Francisco&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/23622771868</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/23622771868</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 12:59:17 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Last week North Carolina outlawed gay marriage. So to balance things out, this week San Francisco..."</title><description>“Last week North Carolina outlawed gay marriage. So to balance things out, this week San...</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/23062932509</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/23062932509</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 15:28:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"I am pro-life because without babies, how else would we get baby oil?"</title><description>“I am pro-life because without babies, how else would we get baby oil?” - theCara</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/22984203957</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/22984203957</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 11:34:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"When I was a kid, my friends were the children of my parents’ friends. Then my parents..."</title><description>“When I was a kid, my friends were the children of my parents’ friends. Then my parents...</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/22956287016</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/22956287016</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 23:21:56 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>tenderloingeographicsociety:

“This life as you now live it and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3y4dkCOjH1qbpy03o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tenderloingeographicsociety.org/post/22953932167/this-life-as-you-now-live-it-and-have-lived-it" target="_blank"&gt;tenderloingeographicsociety&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and everything unutterably small or great in your life will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequence—even this spider and this moonlight between the trees, and even this moment and I myself. The eternal hourglass of existence is turned upside down again and again, and you with it.” &lt;br/&gt;—Friedrich Nietzsche on the San Francisco rental market&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/22955383823</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/22955383823</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 22:58:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Some have criticized Obama for taking so long evolving to support gay marriage. Those people forget..."</title><description>“Some have criticized Obama for taking so long evolving to support gay marriage. Those people...</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/22881510497</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/22881510497</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 20:25:43 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Architectual LOLCats - I CAN HAZ AWESOME</title><description>Architectual LOLCats - I CAN HAZ AWESOME: “The Birds Nest by Purrzog and deMeowron”...</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/20498066583</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/20498066583</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:45:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I love lamp.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1lv4ch4pu1qav6fbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love lamp.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/20067985910</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/20067985910</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 10:26:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"It’s hard planning the crime of the century when technologically we’re not even in this..."</title><description>“It’s hard planning the crime of the century when technologically we’re not even...</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/20020761110</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/20020761110</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:09:08 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Politics were so much cooler in the 90’s.
Now I’m supposed to Rage Against the..."</title><description>“Politics were so much cooler in the 90’s.
Now I’m supposed to Rage Against the...</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/19795375586</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/19795375586</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:39:44 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"There are so many other places that are retouched.
But here is not.
Here is the juice."</title><description>“There are so many other places that are retouched.
But here is not.
Here is the juice.”...</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/19795318438</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/19795318438</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:38:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>In NYC - Amazing Pizza Goat</title><description>In NYC - Amazing Pizza Goat: For the record, I officially want an Amazing Pizza Goat. I think it...</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/19795138464</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/19795138464</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:34:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>jayrosen:

Excerpt from UC Davis 2010-2012 General...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv32a2FFnz1qzbwu1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jayrosen.tumblr.com/post/13174138991/excerpt-from-uc-davis-2010-2012-general-catalog" target="_blank"&gt;jayrosen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Excerpt from UC Davis 2010-2012 General Catalog&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Applied Biological Systems Technology (College of Agricultural and Environmental Science)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;176. Introduction to Pepper Spray.&lt;/strong&gt; (3) Lecture— 3 hours. &lt;em&gt;Prerequisite: Crowd Control Through Chemicals 122B.&lt;/em&gt; Basic uses of pepper spray in threatening, semi-threatening and completely non-threatening and utterly peaceful situations. Common spraying techniques. Overview of rationalization methods. Color choices. Jackboot styles.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;177. Advanced Pepper Spraying&lt;/strong&gt;. (3) Lecture— 3 hours. &lt;em&gt;Prerequisite: Introduction to Pepper Spray 176&lt;/em&gt;. Calculating optimum angles in spraying situations. Spraying seated vs. standing persons. History and development of chemical warfare against inconvenient demonstrations. Elements of CYA: basics and best practices. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;178: Pepper Spray Practicum.&lt;/strong&gt; (3). Laboratory— 3 hours. &lt;em&gt;Prerequisite: Advanced Pepper Spraying 177&lt;/em&gt;. Working in teams, students locate sites where individuals are exercising so-called First Amendment rights and develop a strategy for spraying them. Emphasis on intimidation and staying calm under awesome hippie threat. Teams are held responsible for escaping responsibility and insulating higher-ups. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/13176936700</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/13176936700</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:21:11 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Emptyage: Generation X Doesn't Want to Hear It</title><description>Emptyage: Generation X Doesn't Want to Hear It: 
Generation X is beyond all that bullshit now. It...</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/11622673108</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/11622673108</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 13:30:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>markcoatney:

OK, this is pretty good. 

Spectacular actual...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt7r2hsiK51qav5oho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://markcoatney.com/post/11572510550" target="_blank"&gt;markcoatney&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;OK, this is pretty good. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Spectacular actual cover of The New Yorker. Well done!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/11573760723</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/11573760723</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 09:22:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"90% of workplace conflicts can be resolved via department dance-off to the song..."</title><description>“90% of workplace conflicts can be resolved via department dance-off to the song...</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/10739634880</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/10739634880</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 14:39:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The S&amp;P blames Bush tax cuts, current Republicans in Congress for downgrade.</title><description>When your right wing/tea party acquaintances blame Obama for the S&amp;amp;P downgrade, Obama&amp;#8217;s...</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/8568392118</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/8568392118</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 13:04:54 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Burning Man procrastinators - you may have to find somewhere else to not shower this August.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://sfist.com/2011/07/26/no_burning_man_for_you_unless_you_a.php"&gt;Burning Man procrastinators - you may have to find somewhere else to not shower this August.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/8095832424</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/8095832424</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 12:32:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The 15 top Damn You Autocorrects of all time (NSFW)</title><description>The 15 top Damn You Autocorrects of all time (NSFW): Wear waterproof mascara, because I am literally...</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/7940554151</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/7940554151</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:45:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Where has this expert flirting advice been all of my life?...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Rflt3iU8TmA?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Where has this expert flirting advice been all of my life? Apparently stuck in a circa 1982 video.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What are you gonna do about it, Melvin?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thecara.com/post/7937284968</link><guid>http://www.thecara.com/post/7937284968</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 12:18:06 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

