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Caffeinating and comedying

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If global warming is God hugging us closer, San Francisco just had a God shakes the baby 3.8 magnitude earthquake. Happy 105th birthday, great quake of April 18, 1906!
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I stumbled forward. So do I get my hour back tomorrow morning? Or did I donate it to tsunami relief?
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Anonymous asked: Is the beam really only 4" wide??

Yes it is, unless you’re a Universal Sports telecast DENIER!

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Banned from PBS because apparently, preschoolers have never seen breasts before. The apocalypse has happened, since I’m actually siding with Katy Perry.

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Not only is OK Go’s new video highly innovative, it features trained rescue dogs and benefits the ASPCA! Read all about it here.

Can’t make a joke - utterly charmed. Perhaps I need to watch this video before I go on dates.