September 2010
8 posts
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TriMet - leave the distracted driving to us! →
Because in Portland, OR, you should leave driving a busload of passengers with your elbow on the I-5 Terwilliger Curves while reading a Kindle to the professionals! Video evidence & article here. Thanks Donna!
Dear E! Online - Fashion Police Jr. edition →
Dear E! Online - there are no “stylish celebrity” babies - only the well-dressed hostage offspring of vapid famewhore idiots.
Please remember this when Kim Kardashian finally gets sperm-poisoned.
Love, Everyone
In Chicago, I do good →
If a non-profit (The Cara Program) is going to name themselves after me, so glad it’s one that does great work - job training & placement for poverty-stricken and/or homeless people and a “vehicle for true life transformation.”
Modern conveniences with Paris Hilton
I’m so grateful for all of our modern conveniences. For example, Twitter made it super-easy and fun for Paris Hilton to incriminate herself. Perjury is the new microwaveable brownies!
Paris Hilton owns purse identical to one carrying during cocaine arrest